My Sophisticated Diet

Forget the Atkins Diet, forget Jordan Ruben's Daniel diet, forget any diet you've ever heard of- I have a whole new concespt on dieting, and this is what it looks like:
So far today I have had:

* 1 Starbucks Grande Latte
* 1 Starbucks Blueberry Muffin
* 1 Cup of Coffee upon arrival at work
* About 2 litres of Water
* 1/2 a Packet of Carrs Cheese Melts
* 1 Tesco Ploughman's Sandwich
* 1 Tesco Fruit Salad
* 1 Orange Callipo Frozen Lolly

It's a revolution! (that's my new favourite word. I didn't have a favourite word before, but it's the new one.) No more eating what other people tell you- eat what you feel like!
(ok- we'll see how long this lasts... I'm hoping that like most diet fads this will pass soon... else I might have some trouble getting into my clothes in the not too distant future.)